Marmaladepenis

SOMEONE MADE A MARMALADEPENIS !!!

Check it out: www.myspace.com/marmaladepenis

I get the feeling from reading their profile that they did NOT get the idea from this website, which makes it all the more strange, I do suppose.

He's not done much with it. But it's there.

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HUH?

No New Profiles?

Where are the profiles? It's been over a year. Yet we still hold on, waiting, longing... for the next MySpace profile review. Where is it? Will it ever come? Probably not. Too many out there are trying to do this and that, too many have lost their way. Ah, the never ending sadness. The weirdness of it all, The magic donkey, the sauce. The sauce. And MORE SAUCE!

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MySpace Game Round #2

I'm finally in it for round two of my kickass MySpace Game where I think of the most ridiculous user name I can think of and see if I can find anyone using that name for their myspace URL

I'll pick up where I left off last time... marmaladepenis.

still no one has chosen www.myspace.com/marmaladepenis as their url. i'll be checking back every time till I find the almighty marmalade penis. this is a chance, people of the world, to prove yourself to be a full on crackhead.

FuckMyToes --- I don't believe she's 46. I believe she's a goddamned party girl. Well then. Alright... well enough.

CockGoblin --- really... where else could CockGoblin live but Los Angelas? The land of the cock goblin.

I also must say - I don't really approve of his photo (inset)

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LoveYouDeer

favorite myspace profile yet -> www.myspace.com/loveyoudeer

i like nice simple pages like this. i think i'd like to meet this lady ;)

Also check out her blog site -> www.loveyoudeer.com

She has entries about such things as etsy.com

and artist interviews with B. Kao

MySpaceProfileReviews Loves You LoveYouDeer!

alright this has made things chipper. see if i just ignore the dumb myspace profiles and check out the cool stuff then I'll find cool things. ya dig?

new MySpace game.

Here It Is : I think of the most ridiculous possible things someone could be using as their myspace url and see who's taken it.

IMAFUCKINGTOOL

this one's not too good. Just 2 friends and one of them is Tom. we learn that this young man is gay and that he fucks goats, otherwise not much.

FUCKGOATS

well you know. that's how life is. like the butterfly effect. you see? this profile is a bit less bare than the last. mr. fuckgoats has 20 friends, counting Tila Tequila... she might as well be Tom really. All of his interests seem to do with goats. He likes to stalk goats with an AK-47. He likes to eat fresh goat meat. He also likes to read the bible. Sounds like a healthy young man.

ISMOKECRACK

dave chappelle's tyrone bingum.


FUCKYOU

this one is a huge dissapointment.

SUCKMYCOCK

nice name for a 14 year old girl.?

FUCKMYTITS



MARMALADEPENIS

no. NO ONE HAS MARMALADE PENIS? I'm going to be checking for this again in a week, sign up and get featured on this site ;) Make sure you link to myspace profile reviews & myspace band reviews.

Some Chick Showin' What They Got. (MySpace Ass Photo #1)